Did you really think I was too stupid to suspect that you would come back here under the cloak of darkness to claim your monstrous puppet-bride, you strange, tiny, doe-eyed pervert?
Reblog and see if you get a color.
- PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
- FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
- GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
- RED: I'm in love with you.
- PINK: I have a crush on you.
- TURQUOISE: You're hot.
- CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
- TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
- BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
- ORANGE: I dislike your page.
- YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
- WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
- GREEN: I find you cute.
- BLACK: I would date you.
- BROWN: I dislike you.
FUCK, MARRY, KILL. SEND ME 3 NAMES
BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:
DO THE THING AND I’LL TELL YOU IF I’D DATE YOU
i just want to go on a date. someone date me.
i’m being serious. someone date me. i guess no one wants to though since none of you even sent one of those meme responses. sigh.
I cannot get over this tweet
Any excuse to put on that costume.